A CHRISTMAS ORDER.

Marlborough Express, Volume XLVI, Issue 262, 5 November 1912, Page 3

A CHRISTMAS ORDER.

In the New Zealand Dairyman ap^peared the following Christmas order, sent by a Taranaki farmer in the backblocks to his particular produce house:—Sur, —Pies send these guds at wons i wunt them for Krismus 6 pownds kurins 6 pownds rasiiits them hutes you sent amt v tber rite bntes they is 9's i take 7's'you must think i got,fete like dam blakfelers kanoos--1 bag flower 6 pounds rise i ad a bad fire toosday burned nerly al me gras and 'frightened ther doos out of ihe cows ole wumans bin sik ever sins 1 pownd bakin soder 1 pakit eawnflower fer grboel they gawn of ther milk 4 got sor tits and wont fede 10 pownds bakin gud bakin no dride ©>rse like las time with, a ide a hinch thik 1 bag shugar it giv pertiklai" el to the rabittf and hares burned them rite .oat 1 tin trekel 6 tins gem- tell the butcher to send 12 pownds rostin mete and ther bi! and i settel mm

wen i cum in al is wel baring the misis arid cows of ther milk with sor tits and 2 kids with meesefe opin yer tfeer same mery krismus as it leaves me at present 1-boks hanterpilyus pils 1 pakit spise - tin peper , last nite my oldis married dorfer had-* a. baby one coil barb wire 1 .gi'indstohe-6 pare bute lases strong ones • .1" nale brush missis wans to clehe her teethe 6 pown chese ded chese this time las chese crorl of the table tel the kemis send 1 botel kof kpre for the roan cow thats delekit jim fel of the kaxt and bust is trowsis 1 tin korn beef 4 bar sope 1 belt for mary shes big in the gerth 4 pai*e soks all for big feet that bucket you sent leeks like el 1 tin biskits no wevils this time 2 sava-

loyed colars for torn makes urn taste quer opin you as wel wishing v hapy nu yere 1 hotel pane kiler your traely—