GOLF AND THE COW.
A witty judge was playing golf oh« day with a, friend, who \ms noted for making long drives. This man found & cow in his i^ith, but, not "daunted with tho obstacle, dirove his ball with great force in the direction he wanted it to go. Tho ball landed in the cow*s mouth. Straightway the judge's friend chaswi tho cow. The startled' animal turned* tail and ran, still carrying the ball. Her pursuer began belaboring her with his club &s the pair went raciasr over the linlw. Finally the cow, on reacluag a putting-green, dropped the ball. It landed in a good position, and the golfer holed out in one stroke. „ Tfa.e judge followed in leisurely fashion, and made it in eight strokes, claiming the .hole. "But I made it. in two J" exclaimed his friend. -Two nothing," said the Judge. You mean thirty-two. I was watching you, and', every time you hit tha cow counts a stroke."
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Marlborough Express, Volume XLVI, Issue 11, 13 January 1912, Page 6
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161GOLF AND THE COW. Marlborough Express, Volume XLVI, Issue 11, 13 January 1912, Page 6
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