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ALL WHO KNOW Good Pure TEA ORINK NELSON IIMOATE^II ■ Thousands have enjoyed, thertf for over 30 Years, and today will have no other. ilowyie PURE BLEMDEO VP" Jk Of a dull religious weekly—Fate could want no more. ■On the day he started the editor was Paper had to go to : press, and things were mixed until ,-j Juggins jumped in, looked things over, san\ the stuff was slow; Thought 'he'd brace it up a trifle —-• dash of red.or so. Hammered in some headlines, got it „ off the press. Say! it made the subscribers sit up some I guess. **—GREAT INVENTION!— ** St. Ives has an Automatic Font. —PCTSH THE BUTTON.— 'Twill —BAPTISE IN ANY STYLE.— You Want. Have Collection Plates that "■ REGISTER. YOUR CHARITY. Ring a Bell and Show Amount so EVERYONE CAN SEE. BUY A BIBLE At your Dealer's; THRILLING ALL THE WHILE. Choice Edition! Racy Pictures ! THREE WEEKS SKINNED A MILE! x REVI FOURTHLY Winning out in Old AFGHANISTAN; BUD MAHOMET Finds he's Nothing But an ALSO RAN. The above will do for samples — one thing more to say— Juggins isn't with that weekly. No! He went away. —New York Life. RADIUM! SHINIEST OF \ SHOE SHINES. -4 Buy it at once. WHY? BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST! Quick. Bright, lasting;. Cj ALL STORES AltD Ct j UG. 800 f SHOPS. UQ, FUHHUTORIETTES. HARD WORDS. When Browne strolled into the club with his eyes in mourning and his nose swathed in bandages, curiosity was manifest. To the chorus of eager, interrogations which assailed him, Browne laconically replied, "Oh. I've had a few words with the wife." "A few words, by Jove!" laughed one of his clubmates. "Words don't, as a rule, spoil a chap's features to that extent , old man." Browne grinned. "Well, you see, Mr Knowall," he said, "Gwendoline's words were contained in a Standard Dictionary, and she chucked it at mcl" WONDERFUL. 'Twas in the commercial room at an inn, and, as usual, the "gentlemen of the road" were boasting one against the other. Presently they got round to the subject of singing. "Ah, now," said one, "talking of singing reminds me of my early triumphs on the concert stage. I had a voice then, and could always move an audience. I mind the time when I sang 'Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep' in so realistic a manner that several of the audience were attacked with sea-sickness." "Bah!" said boaster No. 2, "that's nothing. Why, I once sang 'The Last Post' with such fervor that several of my absent-minded friends, seated in the front, started licking their programmes and then rushed out to catch it." YOUNG COMMENTATORS. In a Sunday school address a>

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Marlborough Express, Volume XLIV, Issue 126, 4 June 1910, Page 6

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