MATRIMONY.

Marlborough Express, Volume XLII, Issue 127, 30 May 1908, Page 6

MATRIMONY.

And how do you like being married, John? John: Don't like it at all. ■ Why, what's the. matter wi* she, John? John: Well, first thing in the morning it's money; when I goes Jome to my dinner it's money again; and at supper it's the sa,me. Nothing but money, money, money! Well, I never. What do she do wr all the money? John: I dunno. I ain't given her any yet.-—Punch.