THE BRENNAN GYROSCOPE.

Marlborough Express, Volume XLI, Issue 175, 26 July 1907, Page 2

THE BRENNAN GYROSCOPE.

A SEVERE TEST OF THE CONTRIVANCE. To Louis Brennan, London. Are you the M. Brennan makes those gyrostatic tops That will keep a train in balance When it goes or when it stops? On single rail, or wire rope That's stretched across A C H A S ' M Write and tell me, Mr Brennan, If you're the man that has 'em. I'd like a pocket sample of a gyrostatic top. Would it help me keep my balance When bound homeward from a hop ? Would I lose that wabbly motion When I try to cross T H E S T R E E T When I'm just a little boozy And I can't control my feet ? Then the stairway in my mansion is the gyratory sort And my wife she haunts the landing, So most generally I'm caught. Would I loes the firm conviction That the stairs go up LIE TH I S If I had a gyrostatic, Would I get a smiling kiss ? So if you're the Mr Brennan makes these gyrostatic tops That makes walkin' chalk lines easy, Takes the curve off rye and hops. Can I trouble you to send me One, I'm truly yours, A J A Y. P.S.—For vev- good ones, I'll pay anything you say. —Barry Vail, in the New York Sun.