"I suppose your youngsters ask you many embarrassing questions?" "Yes, they are just like their mother." "Mother, is that bay rum in the bottle on your table?" "No, my dear; that is the finest gum." "Ah," said little Johnny reflectively, "now I know why it is I can't get my hat off."
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Mataura Ensign, 25 January 1912, Page 5
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52Page 5 Advertisements Column 2 Mataura Ensign, 25 January 1912, Page 5
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