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HOW TO TREAT A WIFE.

"What am I to do about my wifop" asked an applicant at Clerkenwell Police Court. "She provokes me and offers me a knife to stab her with." Mr Hutton (the magistrate): I advise you not to stab her. Treat her kindly. Be gentle to her; spend your evenings with her; buy presents for her with your spare money; take her out, nnd probably the will be a nice, loving wirV to you.

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Mataura Ensign, 3 November 1911, Page 5

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HOW TO TREAT A WIFE. Mataura Ensign, 3 November 1911, Page 5

HOW TO TREAT A WIFE. Mataura Ensign, 3 November 1911, Page 5