According to a recent_ examination paper answer, a grapefruit is a lemon that has been given a chance and has taken advantage of it.
First Reveller (on friend’s front porch): “Have y’found the keyhole, pal?” Second Ditto- “Have I found it 9 Huh; I’ve found half a dozshen jf ’em.”
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Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 4230, 15 October 1935, Page 2
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50Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 4230, 15 October 1935, Page 2
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