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Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 2951, 5 January 1912, Page 5

A parson was applied '^•rS 8 vice by a member of his <. '"W^ tion, who complained of the >xni. noise made on a trombone by a nexc door neighbour. "Can a man," he asked, "who practises 0 n such an instrument from morning to night be a good Christian ?" "Such a man might possibly be a good Christian," the parson replied, "but his next-door neighbour could not." First Matron : "Yes, ms doctor has the reputation of being quite a lady-killer." Second Matron : "Ob, indeed ! Mine doesn't make the slightest distinction between the sexes." . Tonking's Linseed ftmulsion—the only certain cure—from all chemists and stores. Is 6d, 3s 6d, 4s 6d. Try L. J. Synch's for Groceries.