First Stone Age Toff—Have a cigar, old man ? Second Ditto—What's the good of having a cigar ?—Matches won't be invented for another thousand years. First S.A.T.—Never mind ; light 'em in the volcano. A certain "self-help" periodical has a lengthy article on "How to Help People to Help Themselves." One good way we know is to leave your {root door open.
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Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 2929, 1 August 1911, Page 7
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60Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 2929, 1 August 1911, Page 7
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