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Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 2787, 4 October 1910, Page 7

Would-be Cyclist : "I thought you said that after twelve lessons of an hour each I should know how to | ride ?" Instructor: "So you would, sir, if you hadn't spent the bert part of the time on the ground." "Why does your new baby cry so much?" "If all your teeth were out, your hair off,, and your legs so weak that you couldn't stand on them, I rather fancy you'd feel like crying yourself." riculptor (to his friend): "Well, what do you think of my bust ? Fine piece of marble, isn't it 7" Friend : "Magnificent ! What a pity to make a bust of it ! It would have made a lovebr washstand."