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Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 2787, 4 October 1910, Page 7

Physician : "Have you any aches or pains this morning ?" Patient : "Yes, doctor ; it hurts me to breathe in fact, the only trouble now seems to be with my breath." Physician : All right. I'll give you something that will 60on stop that." "How is it that a strong man like you cannot get employment ?" a lady asked a tramp. The Mendicant replied : "Ah, mum, yer see, people wants references from my last employer, an' he's been dead about 20 years." "Why do artists always sign their pictures ?" "It's an agreement they have, so that nobody will be able to blame one oa someone else."