Grin(wich) Observations.
What Man observes in Woman:— How she looks. How she cooks. Vice Versa:— How he gives. How he lives.
What the Rector observes in the Layman :
How he pays. How he prays Vice Versa:— How he flays! How he stays.
What the Lover observes in the Girl:— How she dances. And entrances.
Vie-* Versa: — How he glances! And advances!
What the Cow observes in the Dairymaid:—
How she seizes! How she squeezes! How she eases! Vice Versa:— When it freezes, Brindle sneezes. And she wheezes. Colin Clout upon it: Sweet Doll pleases! Scents the breezes! Never teases! Makes the cheeses! What the Mother observes in the Baby:— How it crows! How it grows! , How it knows! Sweetest Rose! Vice Versa:— .Mam-mam s"ws. Frocks she chose: Ties my bows; Lets me doze; Love bestows. Til-- Public upon it:— This is Pros:'. I suppose! That just shows!— Out it goes! What Father Christmas observes in the Public:— How it blesses! And caresses! Heals distresses! 1 , Kiddles guesses! Vice Versa:— Fancy dresses! Golden tresses'. Jovial essays! Noes turned yes-es! The Surly One upon it:— School recesses! Toffee messes! Big excesses! Poorlinesses!
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Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 2090, 31 January 1896, Page 3
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190Grin(wich) Observations. Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 2090, 31 January 1896, Page 3
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