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Lyttelton Times, Volume CXXIII, Issue 15862, 27 February 1912, Page 10

Carry a bottle of Chamberlain’s Colic and Diarrhoea Remedy in your hand luggage when travelling. You are sure to need it. 18

Purchaser (to street pedlar).—“ Call these safety matches? Why. thev won’t light at all.” Pedlar.—" Well, wot could yer’ve safer?” \

The uniform success of Chamberlain's Colic and Diarrhoea Remedy has won for it a world-wide reputation. 13 Friend: ‘‘ Allow me to congratulate you. I hear ,your daughter has married a foreign nobleman.” Mr Goldbag: “ Yes. It's pretty rough on me, but by a streak of good’luck her sister has eloped with a steady cabdriver, so the affliction is somewhat mitigated. This is a world of compensation, and T can’t, expect all my girls to do as well as the one who married the cabman.”