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Lake County Press, Issue 2789, 12 June 1919, Page 7

THE WILY INSURANCE MAN. The life insurance agent buttoned bis bullet-proof coat up to the throat, tiptoed warily into the merchant’s office, and, pale but resolute, said:— “Sir, I desire to call your attention to our new bonus policies ; you can for a small sum ” Hut the morning air was chill, and the merchant cried testily: “Why the dickens don’t you shut that door?” , The agent smiled bitterly. “Do you think,” he said, “that 1 am such a fool as to cut olf my only means , of retreat?”