HUMOUR

Lake County Press, Issue 2391, 31 August 1911, Page 7

HUMOUR

The- duty of other people is always very clear to us.— Dallas News. When a man talks in a telephone what he B ays goes.—Buffalo Courier. How would George M. Pullman do for arbitrator between China and Japan? World. _ The oproituuity of a lifetime is somotimes merely a eh anee to say no.—Galveston News. Chairman Wilson saved something f-om the wtcok. He had one square meal in Loudon.— Chicago Dispatch The labor question will come out all right It is the loafer question that hinders industries.—X. U. Picayune. Ir 'ai.es oil' tli" romance of the thing to hav- an election inspector define home as ' wheie you t-'et your washing done.' On< e a man went out West and was kilkd in a cyclone. His friends tele-pr(i]-!n-l !*■■!• the remains to be sent East, anil the :eply came back: 'There are no remains.' T< :■. •!••■:• -Now, Johnnie, remeinbor that it wis Atlas that supported the world ; but I " mi '•> ir y u." power of imagination. Who do jim Mippo.se it was supported Atlas? Johm.y—His wife, I guess. ' I .'•• t four pics out on the window-sill to ci),»l,' said Mrs. Hunker to her husband, ' and thi y hive all been stolen.' 'Then we must nmnb r tliem among the hist tarts.' was I :he reply - D.troit Free Press. ' Answer by return male,' was the way j the letter wound up that Miss Footlites received from Mr. Sndd"tuox '[ wonder.'! said she, ' whether lie means by the messenger boy or by post.'-Indianapolis Journal. 'This military life is pretty hard,' said the Chinese warrior, but from all I hear I iruesa I can thank my luckv star.-, that I'm not :• fo..:baller '- Washing.'-1. Star. 'I think Miss Smith and Mr. Jones must ! be engaged ; they have had their portraits! taken together.' ' Indeed: I am Had to ! hear it. J knew when 1 introduced th«m that she Would be taken with him '—N V I Press. Father—' I do not require that the man who marries my daughter shall lu< sie!i. All ' that 1 ask in that he lie able to ).-i p out. of i debt.' Suitor ' Would you consiih ,■ fl „ m „ | in debt who borrows money from Km f.uhei-in-law f'—Life.