"OUR FUNNY MAN."
"What did your lawyer do when he i found you had inherited the estate?" " Oh ! he took it in good part." Mr Mixup, to his son at a concert, during the performance of a duet: D'ye see, Tom, now it's getting late, they're singing two at a time, so ai to get done sooner." " You have looked upon my face for the last time," he resolutely declared, as he put on his hat. " What are you going to do V she cried—" grow a beard 1" "The more you have, tho more you want," The phrase approval wins : Save when the nurse knocks at your door And tittering, says : " Twins." Grace : " Don't tell anybody for the world ! See this rinz ? George slipped it on my finger la9t night." Ethel: " Yes, its nice-looking, but it will make a black circle round your finger before you've worn it a week. Ic did on mine."
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Lake County Press, Issue 2159, 7 March 1907, Page 5
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