PLEASANT READING FOR DAD.

Lake County Press, Issue 2138, 4 October 1906, Page 2

PLEASANT READING FOR DAD.

'•Well," said Nibbs. Hi-' reporter, as he crumpled up Ihe issue of th" great organ with which he was eon-ihti.-iI. '•tln-iv'll lif a nir.' bother a vert his .' " •\\ hat 's hj r'ong V aski'il til.- subi.'fiitin", pausing in his work c»f reducing a column report I o four lines. "Well, .vmi remember t.he swell wedding 1 was told off to do yesterday ?" "Well '.'" "Well, i lie bridegroom bus got a nice old-fasbioncd house somewhere in (.he suburbs, of which he is partieularly fond. Ho told me particularly tn mention that, after the honeymoon, tin' happy pair would reside nt the '< »lil Manse," which is what ho rails the house in rpiestion." •' A ii*l whfl t"s wri >ng. i hen ?'' ■•Why, the idiot of a compositor has set it down to read : 'The happy pair w ill reside at the Old Man's'!" kim; not i>i:sh:n \ ji:i> Mrs. Jawback— "You are a stingy thing. Von said when you married me that I should have all the pin mone,\ 1 needed." MY. dawback "Well, great guns ! I didn't l.nov, i hen i hat (ho only kind yon eVor wanted would bi- dinmoiitl pins."