THE MAN WITH THE POLISH.
■‘.John, a pedlar came re.mid today. selling' stove polish, lie was a very agreeable gentleman. Why, he talked so pleasantly about the weat her." "Really ?"■ "Yes, and 1 bought a packet. He then complimented the baby and I bought another packet." "H'm !" "I’resently hi' said that our hall was kept in better order than any in the neighbourhood, and then I bought another packet." "Ci'reat. Scott 1" "Ik-fore ho left he said he thought I was your daughter, instead of being old enough to be your wife. 1 then bought throe additional packets Oh, it doesn’t do any harm to encourage a real gentleman when you moot one.”
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Lake County Press, Issue 2134, 6 September 1906, Page 2
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