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STOPPING THE EXPRESS.

Uhl Indies aie always doing fuuo.y tilings. One is almost inclined to think that they obligingly play into the hands of the man who 1 1 • \-< s anecdotes. One old lady got into the tram at London Bridge to go to Brighton, and seeing the bell-like handle of the • communicator ’ asked a newspaper boy what it. was for. He repliul, ‘lt’s in case yon want any refreshments, ma'am. 1 .Near Lewes the guaid, receiving the. warning, stopped Ihe express and asked what was the nat ter. ‘l'll trouble y ou,’ said Ihe old lady. • for a plate, of beans and bacon.' It is said that -It - got the beans.’ but not the hacon

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Lake County Press, Issue 1066, 28 May 1903, Page 6

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STOPPING THE EXPRESS. Lake County Press, Issue 1066, 28 May 1903, Page 6

STOPPING THE EXPRESS. Lake County Press, Issue 1066, 28 May 1903, Page 6