Constable: Just where do you thnk you’re going at this time of night? Toper (staggering home) : To a lecture. Slum Visitor: I’m afraid I shall be too busy to visit you next week, Mrs. Smith, as my daughter is coming out then. Mrs. Smith: Fancy that, mum, so’s mine! ’Ow long did yours get? “Does my practising make your nervy?” asked the man who was learning to play a saxophone. “It did when I first heard the neighbours discussing it,” replied the man next door, “but now I don’t care what happens to you.”
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King Country Chronicle, Volume XXXIII, Issue 4806, 5 July 1939, Page 3
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