"Quick, Ruggles, bring me some brandy. Her Ladyship has fainted." "Yes, Your Lordship, but what shall I bring her Ladyship?" Wife: Doctor said I needed a stimulant and asked to see my tongue. Husband: I hope he didn't give you a stimulant for that.
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King Country Chronicle, Volume XXXII, Issue 4642, 20 May 1938, Page 3
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