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"Rabin," sajid Mir Moscovstz to his friend, "I think I have lost a pocketbook with two hundred pounds in it." "Have you looked for it?" said Mr Rabin. . "Certajinly T have looked," said Mr Moscovitz, "I have looked in all my coat pockets, in all my vest pockets, in my front trousers pockets, and in one of my hip pockets—and it ain't there." ""Why don't you look in the other hip-pocket?" asked Mr Rabin. "Because," said Mr Mosc'ovifej "that's the last pocket I got." ' "Veil, votof it?" "Because, Rabin, if I look in that pocket and gtill it-ain't there, then I dhrop dead."

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King Country Chronicle, Volume XXVII, Issue 4396, 23 May 1933, Page 2

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Untitled King Country Chronicle, Volume XXVII, Issue 4396, 23 May 1933, Page 2

Untitled King Country Chronicle, Volume XXVII, Issue 4396, 23 May 1933, Page 2