Mother (returning to her cooking): “Good heavens, boy, what on earth are you doing?” Son (experimenting): “I can’t understand it, mum. AVhen I put ink in a glass of milk it turns black, but when I put the milk into the ink it won’t turn white.” The motor-bus driver looked at the speck of an aeroplane overhead and said to the conductor: “I wouldn’t fly in one of those if you paid me. Think of the accidents.” “But we have accidents, don’t we?” said the conductor. “Traffic, fog, and fools on the road sec to that.’’ “Oh, I dunno,” replied the driver, thoughtfully. ”Say you do have a smash-up on a ’bus—well, there you are. But if you have an accident on an aeroplane where arc you?”
For Children’s Hacking Coughs. Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure
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Kaikoura Star, Volume LIV, Issue 50, 28 June 1934, Page 4
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