A candidate for the police force was asked: “Suppose you saw a crowd congregated at a certain point on your beat, how would you disperse it, quickly and with the least trouble?” Promptly he replied: “I would pass the hat.”
A Yankee and an Irishman were walking along a street in Dublin when they passed the gaol and rhe gallows. “Where would you be, Pat,” said the Yankee, “if the gallows over there had their due?” “Walking alone,” replied Pat.
Airs Swankey: Is your new :.on-in-law in good circumstances? Airs Sankey: He can just about keep my daughter in gloves. Airs Swankey: Then he deceived you as to his position Airs Sankey: No; I remember he merely asked my husband for her hand.
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Kaikoura Star, Volume LIV, Issue 50, 28 June 1934, Page 2
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