WISE AND OTHERWISE.
Kindly Visitor (noticing the empt; cage): ‘‘Did your canary die a natura <leath?” Little Reginald (promptly; 1 ‘ Yes, the cat ate him. ’ ’ “Oh, yes, we have three cocks.’ “Three cooks?” “ Yes, ihv one J-.at ’ going, the one that’s coming, ami Ju one that here. ’ ’ Knock: “Did you here about th great fire in tin* town hall last night.” ‘Small: “No. in what part of it?’ ’“ln the grate.” was the reply. Mr. A.: “My dear, your butch? gives you short weight for your money’ Mrs. A.: “But consider, my dear, th< long wait you gave him for his.”,
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Kaikoura Star, Volume XLV, Issue 75, 15 September 1925, Page 3
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101WISE AND OTHERWISE. Kaikoura Star, Volume XLV, Issue 75, 15 September 1925, Page 3
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