SPARKS.
FROM MANY MAGS. As a man is, so he driveth his car. ♦ * A motorist had crashed into a telegiaph pole. Wires, pole, and everything came down around his ears. They found him unconscious in the wreckage, but as they were untangling him he reached out feebly, fingered the wires, and murmured: “Thank heaven I lived clean—they’ve given me a harp.”—“The Chicago Baptist.”
A wealthy motorist pulled up at the roadske filling station with his latest 12-cylinder model and said to the youth in charge: “Fill her up,” at the same time leaving his engine running. The youth, after a vain effort to “fill her up,” said: “Would you mind stopPng your engine, sir, I can’t catch you up. ”
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Hauraki Plains Gazette, Volume XXXXII, Issue 2801, 16 November 1931, Page 6
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