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Hokitika Guardian, 11 June 1932, Page 2

“If my husband were a man,” said the massive lady to the party opposite in th e Hamilton train, “he’d full youi nose! I know .I’m old-fashioned) '(with ’a sniff), “but the idea of you smoking in the presence of a lydy! You are certainly no gentlemen.’' “No gentlemen?” murmured th e culprit apologetically, “dear, dear, Sorry! but there, dear Madam, neither are you ! Possibly you don’t know this is a smoking carriage?. The train stopped. Snorting disdainfully th e “!ydy” grabbing her little husband, changed carriages. “Take all sorts to make a world,” said the smoker. The man addressed laughed. “By the way,” he said, “may I ask what tobacco you are smoking? Smells delicious!” “ft is, S"ir, Toasted New Zealand Cavendish; The toasting accounts for the bouquet. Some baccies ar e full' of nicotine. Toasted isn’t. That’s why you can smoke it till the cows come home. It’s harmless. Many brands? No. Only four: Riverhead Gold, Navy Cut No. 3, Cavendish and Cut Plug No. 10.” They were still talking tobacco when the train arrived at Hamilton. Advt.

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