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Hokitika Guardian, 20 August 1927, Page 3

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A constable received a great shock recently when he parted two wellknown lawyers scuffling in the street. “ My learned friend here.” explained one of them, “ bet me an ounce of tobacco and lie lost. Well, lie bought an ounce, and before meeting me he tried it himself. Tie won’t hand it over now because he remembers it s early closing.” ’ And because its the best I’ve ever had,” chipped in the other, “ft’s Bears’ Smoking Tobacco!” COOI and sweet—a gift at 8d per ounce. Also in hnndv packets, ]oz. Od., 2oz. Is. fid.—Ad'-t.

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A proved remedy for- coughs and colds is 11 Nnzol.” Pleasant to take, economical, and gives quick relief. Sixty doses cost only eighteenpence.— A dvr. Whitebait netting made to sample of netting supplied by professional Hokitika whitebaiter is now on sale at McKay’s at 3s 3d a yard. The netting is extra strong and the mesh is considered just the right size.—Advt. Here >s one sure and speedy remedy for coughs and colds. Tts name is “Nnzol.” Most economical, and always efficacious. GO doses, ready for use, Is 6d.— Advt.