IN DAYS TO COME?

Hawera & Normanby Star, Volume LXIX, Issue LXIX, 24 May 1915, Page 2

IN DAYS TO COME?

EUGENIC WOOING

He wat gotten un regardless, as lie walked into the private office of the leading woman suffragist. Bowing and placing his hand on his heart, he said, earnestly: "Madam, I have come to ask from you the hand of your fair daughter. She tells me that she has the right to accept me without your consent, but we both feel tha>i> as a matter of cour-' tesy to - you your blessing should be obtained." "Have you your eugenic certificate?" "Right here, madam. Think you will find it-correct in every particular." I "And your financial rating?" "These papers give a list of m~ holdings, together with my references from leading bankers." "Ah. yes. And your pedigree?" "Is in this chart*. That red spot in the centre, about half way along, is where Adam fell." "Seems correct. Will you walk back and forth, • easily and naturally, for a, few moments?" "Certainly, madam." "Ah! That will do. And now, young man, you wkk to have my decision?" "If you please." "My daughter has mad© the Mistake of her life. She can never marry you.". "But why, madam?" "Well, if you must know, I've decided to take you mysslf."—New York Life.