GERMAN SAUSAGES.

Hawera & Normanby Star, Volume LXIX, Issue LXIX, 24 May 1915, Page 3

GERMAN SAUSAGES.

[Dedicated (without, permission1) to the ;\ * KaiseKP<*"^' " % Oh, Kaiser, don'it you want to buy a' cat? He'll' make good sausage meat; He's thin and very ehabby And his head is sore, and scabby, And he's only got three feet. Oh! K>iser, don't you want to buy a rat? He'll make a sausage, tqo— The cats refuse to eat him, And the dogs refuse to meet him, But he's good enough for yout Oh! Kaise^ don't you want to buy a dogi* He may be somewhat tough, He's mangy, and he's, dirty, And his age it might* be thirty. But we think he's good enough! Oh! Kaiser, don't you want to buy a goose ? We know you're fond of game, You could pass him for an eagles With some feathers from'a 6ea gull, If you wish to change his name! Oh! Kaiserf don't you want to buy some more? .-* We've mentioned jus£ a few; 'Y e will sell you all our rubbish, So you see we .are, not snubbish, j But we could no.b dine with you. j —J.S., Hawera.