A Scotoliman's Ptillosopliy.

Hawera & Normanby Star, Volume XX, Issue 2323, 11 January 1893, Page 4

A Scotoliman's Ptillosopliy.

3C An old Scotohman is said to have risen in prayer-meeting one night and apropos 1 \ of nothing delivered himself of the following remarks : " There are three things I never could quite understand. First, why boys will throw stioks at i green apples when, if they waited, the apples would ripen and drop off; secondly, I never could quite comprehend why men go to war to kill eaoh other when, if they remained quietly at home r . they would die a natural death in good . . time ; ' thirdly, and most importane of all, 1 do not Bee why the men chase around - after the women, since, if they sat still, the women would run around after „ them." How true that death comes to •' all men, to some bo permaturely, who ■ '■ neglect the warning symptoms of ap- ■'<■" proaohing disease, such as a tired aching feeling vu the morning, headaches and .^nervousness, sour taste in the mouth, &0., all these are signs that the physical body is deranged, and that if treated lightly, serions danger is to be apprehended. W. Swanßon, Esq., 70 King William Street, Fitzroy, Melbourne, says:— "About three years ago I was ' fleived all of a sudden with great lassisude, dizziness and extreme nervousness to great that I waß unable to rally after any great effort. My digestive organs were so impaired and my liver so congested that I was scarcely able to eat any solid food, and gradually became so weak that I could barely drag myself along. After using a number of doctor's . medicines and advertised remedies to no " purpose, I started on a course of Clements Tonic 'which brought me great '• relief, especially when using Dr. ■•' Fletcher's Pills as well. Then I gained weight and strength quickly. I took ' ; altogether 12 bottles of Clements. Tonic and 4 boxes of Fletcher's Pills, and my . health and vigor increased under their . healthful stimulus?." Miss Amelia Meash, 471 King Street, Melbonrne, writes :— " I have suffered most acutely from neuralgia, so much that my face often swelled great and caused me much ' agony. I can truly say that Clements Tonic gave me prompt and very great relief." Head office and laboratories, 212 A'Beckeet Street, Melbourne.