A FUNNY GAME.

Hawera & Normanby Star, Volume XVIII, Issue 3168, 8 July 1892, Page 2

A FUNNY GAME.

A fe • friends met the other evening in a Newtown store to spend a jovial evening, but as they were all teetotalers and nme of them drank anything stronger than Clements Tonic, drunkenness was out of the question. Mac proposed a game of euchre, and Jones said they had better play for something just to give the game an interest and make it lively, but times were hard so they did not care to play for money. Smith, however, spied a box of Fletcher's billious and liver pills, and proposed that each time a man was beaten he should take a pill, and this made the game lively and the fun was fast and furious. Simpson swallowed five, Jones got away with four, and Smith and Hopkins two each and Mao got off scot free. The game terminated by a general exodus at 3 a.m., for Dr. Fletcher's pills never labour in vain. They are the best and mildest pills made and are sold by all chemists and druggists everywhere; being a positive, safe, and reliable cure for constipation liver complaint, headache, &c. They always give satisfaction. The proprietors give away .£SO (in seven prizes) at Xmas. for the seven first nearest guesses sent in, as to how many of these pills a large Clements Tonic (now full) holds. A guess form is around every box. One box of Fletcher's Pilla proves their virtues aud they can be obtained everywhere at Is, or post free 13 penny stamps, from F. M. Clements, Newtown, N.S.W.

The late Mrs. Tamer, wife of Mr. Aler t Turner, of Boylan Road, was brought for interment at the Hawera cemetery today. There was a large attendance of settlers and neighbours from the surrounding district and friend from a distance. The business places at Norman by were temporarily closed out of respect for the deceased. AN EMINENT PHYSICIAN saya if the public would drink less tea and more Coffee there would be a great many leas sufferers from that troublesome complaint — indigestion. Crease's AI Coffee is the best. Sold only in 1 and 2 lb. tins. ThBS BKBT BEMKDT FOB INDIGISTION.— Nobton's CamOmim PjM«s are confidently Recommended as a pimple Remedy for Indigestion, which is the causo of nearly all the disease 8 to sfrich we are subject. Nobton's Pills, Omh justice called the ♦ Natural Strengthener of the Humani Stomach," act as a powerful tonic and* gentle aperient, are mild in their operation, and safe under any circumstances. Sold in bottles at Is lid, 2s 9d, Us, by ail medicine vendors throughout the world. ONE BOX OP CLARKE'S B 41 PILLS is -warranted to cure all discharges from the Urinary Organs, in either sex, (acquired or constitutional), Grtfvel, and Pains in the back. Guaranteed free from * Mercury. Sold iv boxes, 43 6<?. each, by*"*| all Chemists and Patent Medicine Tendors; Sole Proprietors, Th« Lincoln and Mi»and Drug Co.. Lincoln. England. THERE IS ONE THING every bouse wife should know and that is that HsbcuLts Baking Powdibw the best. Why ? It is the cheapest because the Best for making breads, pastry, cakes puddingy scones, 4c. Beautifully light and wholesome. In 6i and is tins. From all grocers