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Hutt News, Volume 6, Issue 49, 16 May 1934, Page 8

Every Woman Loves Homage .. but can you expect it with Mmak 9 "washtub" Hands? ggk WWi Pretty hands arc not the product of wash tubs and iron- JBSfflra ing boards! The social engagements of this winter will bring critical examination of your toilet, and the elimination of the slavery of washing day will enable you to be always charming. WMipljf ■ Have You Tried Our FINISHED FAMILY LAUNDRY SERVICE. HHBB|y For the Smaller Customer. 10 lbs. Household Linen "Washed, mHHr Ironed, Ready to Ex- ' J ' ... > _ „ Jr^a!"- V - ~ '.iff I When You Require Well Made Furniture GO TO F. W. PRYKE 444 High Street You Will Get Complete Satisfaction. PF» BEST VALUE fwm IN TOWN I XV GRAIN and PRODUCE MERCHANTS [ ' ° ASH and CARRY PRICES ' BE WISE Street Important Message to Lower Hutt Householders-How to have better crops Order your Burnt Lime can be You cannot get the best The Wise man must have Burnt Lime suppled at almost results from your Garden his Lime every year. He In Sacks Now. M lb. without Lime. knows— — Delivered to your home. This is the Cheapest way How to have Bumper you can buy Supplied in 1 ewt sacks Crops. Many people think they Delivered to your door. Simply use Lime. cannot get Burnt Lime at Burnt Lime Price about 5/- or 5/3. All the Hutt Soil requires this price. Don't delay. —■*— it. How to have Better Crops. You can have as many IMPORTANT How to Build up the Soil. Use Lime, Blood and Bone sacks as you wish. Use Lime and Blood and Sow Blue Lupin. All sacks charged at Orders close soon, so don'i Bone. Dig it in. 6d returnable, miss this chance.

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DISTURBED IN PRAYER A negro who was suspected of surreptitiously meddling with his neighbour's fruit, was caught in a garden by moonlight. ""What are you doing here, Mr Green?" he was asked. The good negro nonplused his detectors by. raising his eyes, clasping his hands ,and piously exclaiming:—"Good Lord! dis yere darkey can't go nowhere to pray without bein' 'sturbed. Two negroes met and in the ordinary course of conversation one said: "How's de business?" "Business am sure good," an-.; swered the other. "I have bought j a donkey for five pounds, swapped! it for a bicycle, swapped that for i a mangle, swapped de mangle for a bedstead and have sold de bed-

stead for five pounds. 1 ' "But you ain't mac nuthin' on the deal," "No, but look at the business I am doiu'!"

A New York policeman swore to tlio following' affidavit: "I hereby solemnly swear that the prisoner set upon mc, calling me an ass, a prccious dolt, a scarecrow, a ragamuffin, and idiot, all of which I certify to be true."

"Sarah," cried a girl looking j out at Hie upper storey of a small 1 grocery, addressing another girl who was trying to enter at the I front door. "We've all been to ' the mission meeting and been con-1 verted; so when you want milk on a Sunday, you'll have to come ' round to the back door." i

THE INCENTIVE. Eobson: "What prompted yon to ask Miss Frivvell to bo your wife?" Hobson: "I- think Miss Friwcll prompted me more than anything else." Policeman: "Madam, didn't you SOG mo hold up my hand?" Lady Driver: "I did not." Policeman: "Didn't you liear me blow my whistle?" Lady Driver: "I didn't." Policeman: "Well, I guess I might as well go home. I don't seem to b« doing much good hero."

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