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"Wife: Do you think the children arc making progress in their singing? Husband: They must be! At first, only the man next door complained, but now it's the whole neighbourhood. WIiUOEG? Teacher: I will give you a lesson not to do stupdi things... - "When you go home to-night, Tommy, write for punishment a hundred times, "I am.a stupid donkey,'' and bring the paper to mo signed by your father. FED-UP. The dinner came to an end, arid the well-fed diners settled down in readiness to listen to the guest of honour's speech. The latter rose, and for fifteen minutes his voice filled the room. "After partaking of such an excellent meal," he went on, "I feel that if I had eaten any more I would have been unable to speak." <
"Bring him another sandwich/ came a drowsy voice from the rear of the hall.
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Hutt News, Volume 3, Issue 17, 18 September 1930, Page 3
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