WIT and HUMOUR.
SPEED. A T?etone man is building a House single-handed during the week-ends. Awed bricklayers watching him busily laying bricks say the man's a mere: blur. ' - „ . . w y • ■ . ' DON'T FORGET ] '' ''\ According to a naturalist, snakes have j virtually no memory. ■: So now we know why they tie them- i selves in knots. HIS L.OSS ; ' A rich man never knows the joy of paying the last instalment. - A SCHOOLBOY'S ESSAY .. .v. "The chicken is a wunnerful bird,- bekos it is the only one. wot you can eat before its born and after its dead. "To make a chicken run, run after it and keep prodding it wiv a stick AFTER HOURS TOO! . i Burglar's who cut through Avails twelve times made a haul of postage stamps. But they did get served. BIFF! . J An actor has had the shape of his nose ; altered. "" . . J Flat-dwellers. practising. for musical honours please note. ADOPTING DRASTIC MEASURES The rector who said if he could not clear off the church debt by fair means he woul<J hold a bazaar. PINT BY PINT A doctor has succeeded in restoring Men who come home with" the milk have usually been near quite a different' liquiGi all night. . V . "
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Hutt News, Volume 2, Issue 36, 13 February 1930, Page 12
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