WHAT HE WANTED.
The barber Tsras oite of th.c extra-talka tive^ kind. He : began by remarking about the -weather, his next'item was football, which, somehow or other, turned into greyhound racing, .which,'in ita turn, became politics. ' _,- The customer who. had no interest in tfny of theses subjects, was decidedly fed up wit& the barber's oratory,;; : Eventually the barber, completing hia job of hiir cutting, remarked: .. 1 sWill you have anything on youir head, sirt" r / "Yes!" replied .the fed »p one, "I.*ll\ i have my cap and get out." •■■-.-.
- A JEWISH .BALLAD When the fields are white with daisies. . Theye are flowers in Scottish homes. THE DRONE "\. ' - | Jones: You might' turn-, off the^wirei'less dear, ■will: you! : \' . , Mrs Jones; The tireless isn't on. Now as I was saying-—r-- , •'> '^ - , " '" ■ ■■ ■ "" ": ■■ - '■•■■'' ,'"■ * ' ' ' GANN|}D-C^LINAJB^ : ': ,/> V ■-;' -■ -.;; The, best cook t'ever know :could not reacj N says an author. . - . Then how did she master the^direetionson the tin f
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Hutt News, Volume 2, Issue 36, 13 February 1930, Page 2
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150WHAT HE WANTED. Hutt News, Volume 2, Issue 36, 13 February 1930, Page 2
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