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t Instructor: Under no circumstances must you let go of the ■wheel. Learner; Hut you distinctly told me to release my dutch. * Minister (treating small hoy to soda); “Now what do you say, my little man?” Small Boy: “A-a-a-h-hl” Minister: “Is that the proper way to thank a person for a gift?” Small Boy: “That’s what dad says when Uncle Jim gives him a drink.” Woman; “J was to have met my husband here two hours ago; have you seen him?” . Floorwalker: ‘"Possible madam. Anything distinctive about him ? ’ ’ Woman: Yes, I imagine he’s purple by this time.” EX PERI EX (' ED D’R IVE R. . Magistrate: How long have you been d riving? Motorist; Seven years Magistrate: But you have only held a license for live years. Motorist; I drove a lior.se and carl for the other two.
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Horowhenua Chronicle, 4 February 1936, Page 3
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139FREE AIR. Horowhenua Chronicle, 4 February 1936, Page 3
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