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WELL WORTH IT

Old Farmer Hayseed had bought an ancient motor car at an auction sale

in a near-by town

After a great deal of argument he managed to persuade his neighbour to come for a joy ride.

They started off very well, but after descending a steep hill the car gathered much more speed and the passenger began to get alarmed, “Hayseedi” he cried, “I’ll gi’e ye a fi’-pun note if ye’ll stop and let me out.”

The other swung the vehicle round a sharp bend.

“I’ll gi’e ye a tenner,” he replied anxiously, ‘‘if ye’ll tell me how to.”

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Bibliographic details

Horowhenua Chronicle, 28 September 1927, Page 2

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WELL WORTH IT Horowhenua Chronicle, 28 September 1927, Page 2

WELL WORTH IT Horowhenua Chronicle, 28 September 1927, Page 2