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Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume XX, Issue 197, 9 August 1930, Page 1 (Supplement)

First Golfer: "You know, it was really a toss-up this morning whether 1 came down here to play golf or went to business.” Second Golfer: "So it was with me, old man. In fact, I had to toss up fourteen times before I got a decision. ’ ’ • • » Judging from his loud and tireless barracking, he was East Perth’s staunchest supporter. "Come on, Easts,” ho bawled, “slip into 'em. How’s that for holding the belli Where's the umpire! ’E must be blind.” "Aw, shut up, Lord Nelson,” interrupted a disgusted South Fremnntleitc “you’re only wastin’ your bread:.” “Wastin' me breath, am If You wait. An’ besides, me name's not Lord Nelson.” "Well, it ought to be,” shot back ’he other, “you’re so onc-eycdl”