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TWO LAWYERS PARTED BY CONSTABLE A constable received a great shock recently when he parted/two wellknown' lawyers scuffling in the street. “My learned friend here,” ex plained one of them, “bet me an ounce of tobacco, and he lost. Well, he bought an ounce, and before meeting me he tried it himself. He won’t hand it over now because he remembers it’s early closing.” “And because it's the best I’ve ever had,” chipped in the other, “It’s Bears’ Smoking Tobacco!' Cool and sweet—a gift at 8d per ounce. Also in handy packets, loz. 9d, 2oz. Is 6d.—Advt. Mother is so verv keen on using HYDROLEINE. The onlv wav she knows for sure, the clothes are really clean.* With eggs nnd butter at the nrice they are it does not pav to bake :>t home. Only the verv ' -I ingredients are used in opr ' 1 anil our baker is a “bohl !,.r •' Null eed. At Compton's Hal..■> v.*

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Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume XVII, Issue 205, 13 August 1927, Page 7

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Page 7 Advertisements Column 5 Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume XVII, Issue 205, 13 August 1927, Page 7

Page 7 Advertisements Column 5 Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume XVII, Issue 205, 13 August 1927, Page 7