a POTASH, PERLMUTTER and “BIG TREE” (Written &i(h apologies to Montague 'Clau, author of (he famous play — "Potash & Perlmutter.") ’A.bs Pcl&sh and partcer Morris Perlmutter got into a greit ain’t unlogical to believe th&t any liquid which explodei, tftd beat ever and cpiriti—motor spirits. which is cheap, Would suit the turnout.” ‘’Cheapness!** Morris thundered. “You can’l judge the Morris sighed, cheapness of a motor spirit until you’ve automobiled some i ii -i -.i ,1 ,1 1•• You 11 avoid making the cylinders of your car a repository kuadred nuks v/ilh the mxe in the tank. . \ ( Lr sc-ols; you 11 postpone the day when the engine will knocx "Can’t you?” Abe retorted. “Are you then a relation of vane’n a low-grade drummer: You’ll be able to go more '!m D. Rockefeller X” distance away from you at less cost— * ,'ot 'bco? i;-. tit motor spirit trade. I-n in the same catal- ' Whid ’ d ' J vou A ‘ u “ ? ” 6"uc as you, Abe—a customer. But it don’t do a customer •« «r,- -t- . r . •,%.» ■ . .. . . „ n . ... .. U-’8 ,( - e - Got it? r.■ !.arr.-> io get to know the trade side, rcu buy big 1 rce ttr.d yc. Ls’.r will be more use ar.d leas extravagant.” "Sure!” -“An:! v hyfoream I to believe what you say, Mawrurs? See- Last Men Abe was down at the garage asking for "Larga io’ i'..e ‘. a metor-wr is driven bv a procession of explosions it Tree.” But he’s on the right track. ; I W FOTOR SPIRIT A CURE FOR WORMS. The child that suffers from worms is to be pitied. But WADE’S WORM — FIGS will remove all worms, without any bad after-effects. Very palatable — the children like them. Contain \ |\ nothing injurious to the system. Chem- l rCrTI ists and stores. See that you get V’ '47 Wade a. WITH U EXTRA U CASII ? A Warm Floor ffiTHQ Have you a few spare hour , that you |—L could sell fur £5 to £b> a week? If yon are ambitious and have the determine.(ion tb —*l 1- \"l Itl.D ’.MUI LINOLEUM Ml « EXZ’,Xh lh ’ KEEp S THE HEAT IX AND THE COLD Learn to make LIBERTY SWEETS in OUT LJP X your spare time at home, and h-lp u ' • ■ Xj iJEb fc supply the enormous demands throiiuhout New Zealand. We teach you everything, ihwrantes by written agreevent Then, too, there is beauty in a floor of TO I'L’RCHASE SWEETS VOL' MAKr’/ A. & 11. Linoleum orders paid by us. I’ridits from the start —Act now! This is Darning ymt ' ' Their specially selected colours and patterns add atmosphere and i.ibf rt'y 1 confectionery c’.'H.t.i (o dignity, and their enormous stocks include something suitable for Hannah’s Buildings, Lambton t.' i.iy, ’ every room. Wellington; also at Christ liur.-h, Sydn-y, Brisbane and Perth. 1 here are beautHul two-tone eflocts, parquetry and carpet inlaids, * part <:i .r? i y.^ir*' FrJe J- , • r ‘ < ** l^ a >” colours, and a wide range of attractive printed designs, obligation, to me. also Linoleum Squares. name call WRITE FOR SAMPLES. 44 Allen&Harrisß I
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Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume XV, Issue 126, 4 May 1925, Page 7
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