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Hawke's Bay Herald, Volume 13, Issue 1097, 2 November 1869, Page 1

J OSH Billings writes that « Philoso. S^T f T ?&***?% I*'^ X^l >' bof Sb & Mtei.^£ Suz it, the philosophers are honest enongh for a wonder, to admitthey can't tell." The quantity of space allowed im a bedroom should not be less than 600 oubio feet per adult, and 200 feet per chUd untw jever be built without fire-places, unless m7ere^- 1S s? eOia meanS ° ventiiation.— llieJj™lcet ' A Gentleman saw an advertisement tn P a receipt lor the cure ot dyspepsia Jgg* be h*^ by sendmg two Postag your garden, and let whisky alone." A Modest Advertisement.—The following advertisement is published in a country paper: " Wanted:—A young man wishes to obtain board in a respectaWe private family, where his moral deA DilemMa.-A gentleman asked a clergyman the use of his pulpit for a young divine, a relation of his. " I really do not know," said the clergyman, " how to refuse you; but if the young man can preach better than I can, my congregation would be diagatißfiidmth me afterwards ;