SPARKS.
Boy: When we reach, that ‘bend in the road, I’m going to kiss you. Gill: Isn't that going a. bit too far? ***** Young Mother, proudly: “See! Baby is learning to walk! ’ ’ Friend: “Oh; Do you think it’s really worth while to teaeh him? Practically nobody walks nowadays.
Stranger: “Do you mean to tell me that you have lived hero ten years and cannot tell me the quickest way to the station? Native: “I've been a taxidriver all those years." *»**■*
City Motorist: “How do you know if I am exceeding the speed limit when, you haven't a watch or anything?" Village Constable: “Wall, ye seen that veiler dog a chasin' ye, didn't ye? When that dog can't keep up with a. feller, the feller's a goin' more'n thutty miles an hour.''
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Hawera Star, Volume XLVIII, 23 February 1929, Page 12
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131SPARKS. Hawera Star, Volume XLVIII, 23 February 1929, Page 12
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