SPARKS.

Hawera Star, Volume XLVII, 28 July 1928, Page 14

SPARKS.

A careful eye gathers no loss. * * “ * ■* . * .Pedestrians seem to take up a lot of space,* but aren’t we lucky crinolines are not, fashionable? # •<' . I’m thankful that lam alive, & ’• I’m thankful I can say That now I almost own a car — i' - . Just nine more notes to pay! '•"A ' * * ' « * * .“Do you want gas?” asked the dentist as' he placed the patient in the - chair. . “Yes,” said the absent-minded proill essor. “About five gallons and take ■ a look at the oii.” *■■»** * I A writer in the “Brooklyn Eagle” very wisely says that when you no longer yearn to pass the car ahead and no longer care hoiv many cars pass you, there will be no more wars. Anil there's the Scot- who disconneete?l* one spark plug, figuring she would run pretty well on three cylinders ana save one-fourth of the g'as. ***/ - * * Petrol prices are down. Insurance is down. Tyres are down. (. ar prices are down. And roads,are up and down. •* ■* * * Flapper, after terrific hump: “Good heavens! What was that, George?” “That m v dear, was a level cross-

nig.”