JOKES.
Binlcs: “Wihait. are you building that oih.LC'iketi-hoiLSe for?” Jinks: “For a flock of pink elephants, of eonree. You don’t suppose I’d be building it for chickens do you?” Q. What, is the keynote to good manners? A. R natural. Q. If you have left your watch upstairs why is it unnecessary to fetch it ? A. Because it will run down if you leave it long enough. —Sent by Doris Brown, Opunake.
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Hawera Star, Volume XLV, 2 May 1925, Page 16
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72JOKES. Hawera Star, Volume XLV, 2 May 1925, Page 16
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