OH! MISTAH PORTAH.

Hastings Standard, Volume XII, Issue 5846, 9 May 1908, Page 3 (Supplement)

OH! MISTAH PORTAH.

t The young tourist had arrived at the tiny country station, and tho porter had fetched from out of the guard s van a store of luggage, which included many portmanteaux, a camera, golf, and fishing tackle, and a partly fero-cious-looking bulldog. "Aw, portah," commanded the tourist, "just put my portmanteaux, oametaw, etceteraw, in the waiting_-room for a few minutes, will yaw?" The porter surveyed the bulldog dubiously. ' "Yes, sir,," ho said, slowly. "Et— I etceteraw won't bite, will he, sir?' 1