A man returning home late saw a no-tice on a factory door: It read: "Please ring for the caretaker.” Ho gavo the bell a terrific pull* nearly dragging it from its socket. Shortly a sleepy face appeared. “Are you the caretaker?” asked the man. “Yes” came the reply. 'What do you want?” “I only want to know why you can't, ring the hell yourself.”—Tit-Bits. Woods’ Pepfiqmimt Cure For Coughs and Colds, never fails.
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Gisborne Times, Volume LXXXII, Issue 12526, 11 April 1935, Page 3
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73Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Gisborne Times, Volume LXXXII, Issue 12526, 11 April 1935, Page 3
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