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Gisborne Times, Volume LXXIII, Issue 11539, 16 January 1932, Page 11

ODE TO A DISRESPECTED AUNT. In the ‘‘Week-end Review” Martin; Armstrong neatly stabs a sleeping aunt: Sleep, auntie, sleep; for when asleep! you make Pleasanter company than when awake,: Sleep; while your irritable Pekinese,.' Sits glaring at the world or catching' fleas, Strangely resembling, by some trickf! of Fate, The eldest of your daughters, Coudis Kate. . M Why day by day must you assort anew; “I don’t know what the world isf| coming to” ? Neither do we; yet do we stop to brood On such a very obvious platitude? No; rather an adventurous c-harm we see In life’s sheer •unpredictability; But this is very difficult to do When in the company of folks like you. —WHO INVENTED THE FIRST PRINTING MACHINE?— John Gutenberg, a German, born at Mainz, in 1410. William Caston introduced printing into England in 1170.

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