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The voice of the British sergeantmajor has won a reputation for that autocratic individual, and thereon hangs an amusing little story which was narrated by Mr Varney in the course of his lecture on Wednesday evening. An officer was describing to the speaker a review of some troops which possessed a number of animals as mascots. One of these mascots gave a couple of gruff barks, “and, would you believe it,” the officer said, “the soldiers formed fours.” The joke was greatly appreciated by the audience. SUFFERER FROM BRONCHITIS AND ASTHMA RELIEVED. “For many years I had been a terrible sufferer from Bronchitis and Asthma, and had to keep in bed for weeks at a time. Last winter, Baxter’s Lung "Preserver was recommended to me and I am grateful to say both Asthma and Bronchitis have now left me.” So writes, a grateful woman from Newtown, Wellington. Thousands testify to the remarkable curative value of “Baxter’s.’’ Large bottle costs only 2s.*

Sft: s m* £g=S •S/v W 3& :^fjsfrv jkssZ 1)M IF « MISS NBLLIE KOLLB (From a photo.) M H England’s Male Impersonator Praises * ‘After trying all other Soaps, I find no other suits me so admirably as Eezona Soap. I use it for washing off make-up in the theatre every night, and could not ho without it. I also use it for my hair, and occasionally as a dentifrice, for which it is excellent. Rexona, too, is the best thing of its kind I come across—it does all it professes to “Yours faithfully, (Sgd.) “NELLIE KOLLE.” FOB HEALTH AND BEAUTY. Rexona Soap contains the same soothing, healing antiseptic balsams as Rexona, the Rapid Healer, the value of which in the treatment of skin affections is known throughout the world. SimpTj nse Rexona Skin and Facial Soap regularly once or twice a day, and see if it does not quickly soothe and cleanse the pores, lessen the tendency to pimples, and leave the complexion clear, fresh and velvety. Rexona Soap, 1/P per tablet. Rexona, 1/8 nnd 3/.

o 0 SK!N & FACIAL 3F* > A CHRISTCHURCH MAN SUFFERED FOR MANY MONTHS FROM KIDNEY COMPLAINT. a “For “uany months I have been a great sufferer from Kidney complaint and its usual painfu! ills,” writes Mr. H. White, 262 Hazeldean Road, Sydenham, Christchurch, N.Z. “For a verj long time I had been unable tc obtain my proper rest through th« many racking pains in the back, thighs, legs, and all ;; over the body, leaving me in a worse state in the morning than when I went to bed. [ could scarcely get to my place oi business in the morning, and I could hardly bend my back to perform my duties when there, and with physical and mental sufferings was a complete wreck. I had given up all hope of obtaining any relief, when I was advised to try Dr. Sheldon’s Gin Pills, with the result that in a very short time I was completely cured.”' 9 « Backache and Kidney troubles are the cause of a great deal of suffering to many at the present time.® All who suffer in this manner should give Dr. Sheldon’s Gin Pills a trial, and they will find ir them a speedy and most effectual remedy. Price, Is 6d and 2s 6d/ : A special line of. ribbed, hose just, opened up and to be sold at Is 3d. Many other bargains 'at S. Stone’s, the cash draper.* ;

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Gisborne Times, Volume XLIX, Issue 4846, 18 April 1918, Page 3

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